Im badass
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Hi, I'm Markis, but you can call be im_badass, badass, or anything with the words bad and ass in it. I am only known by 2 internet handles, im_badass being the cooler one. The other handle is "Mr.Stickysheets". I rock more than you do!
I am currently an active member of the Angels-And-Airwaves community. I am a sexy spamzordz stewardess supreme emperor. It is quite a long title, but I deserve it. I overthrew Denny and am Supreme. I am also a stewardess, because stewardesses are sexy.
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Supreme Decrees
1. Thou shalt never take the name of badass in vain.
2. Thou shalt strive to be a badass.
3. Thou shalt never attempt to surpass thy king in badass-ness.
4. Thou shalt love thy badass as thy self.
5. Thou shalt make your friends pay for blowjobs, because giving free blowjobs is a sin.
6. Thou shalt not question thy ruler's actions, including giving free blowjobs.
7. Thou shalt give thy ruler free blowjobs, because he deserves them.
8. Thou shalt never edit the page of thy ruler.
9. Thou shalt never have a tenth decree, of any sort.
Badass Deeds
Im_badass's most known deed is the creation of his username, im_badass. Other deeds he is known for include: being married at the age of 19, creating the original Sexy Spam Thread, and fucking your brother's favorite stuffed toy in the fluffy, plush tushy.
Most recently, im_badass is known for the hostile takeover of the Angels-And-Airwaves forum.
Criminal History
Recently arrested on three counts of spamming the Free Talk board, and eight counts of being too sexy for his own good:
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Whats up? I'm Markis. You can call me Mark, or you can call me badass if you want. If you REALLY want to, you can even call me OH INCREDIBLE SEXYNESS all in caps. If you do that, you get a prize.
The prize is a coupon, if you buy one blowjob from Vincent, you get another one for half price!
I can hide messages in posts. MY PENIS IS VERY LARGE! I just hid one. Can you find it? I bet you can't. Muahahahahaha! It had to do with penis size, and a certain someone's 4812 inch DICK!
I rule. I truly do. I rule this forum. I RULE JOO! I'm also a badass. The leadership of this forum (the one that is currently held between my balls) used to belong to a man called Dennis Hinzmann. I challenged his rule, being the badass I am, and we had a competition to the very near death! The first grueling task was an intense round of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It was truly suspenseful. But in the end, scissors cut paper like an emo, and I PREVAILED! I WAS VICTORIOUS!
I demanded Denny surrender the forum to me, but he refused!
He insisted that we have 3 competitions, and the best of 3 wins the forum, and total pwnage of everyone who is a part of it. So I agreed, thinking I was superior to the admin of this site. But I was gravely mistaken. The second competition: Writing Haikus.
After getting my ass kicked by Denny (you got served!), I was truly distraught. I didn't know if I could actually win this thing. But I got to pick the last competition. I picked a badass contest. Whoever did the most badass things in 5 minutes won.
After a strenuous and incredibly badass 5 minutes, we tallied the number of badass things we had each done. The numbers: 98867 to 3.
I WAS VICTORIOUS!!!! 98867 badass deeds in 5 minutes!
Denny, you got pwned by my fantastically badass manhood!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Damn straight.
Fan Comments
im_badass is teh fucking sexy piece of ass-meat! - Anonymous
im_badass is one rad dude with one rad wife. well, i've never met his wife. but i'm sure that such a rad dude has a wife who's just as rad. - Stattic6
I don't think im_badass is really badass. - Cheshire Buddha
im_badass, im so much more badass than youll ever be.. and u know the reason why :P RockChick
