Katherine Knee
From Egopedia
Born on April 31, 1989, Katherine Knee often exhibited behaviour demonstrating above average intelligence, morbid obesity, and great talent in boweling resulting in skill in choice of underwear and yelling. Once in Grade 6, after taking the bins in, the boy she liked kissed her. This surmises the only part of her childhood worth remembering.
Katherine Knee attended Box Hill High School and was able to be part of the selective Accelerated Learning Program for gifted students due to her immense talent and sustained genuine effort in Geography. On March 20, 2004, she began dating Arlen Cuss, but often forgot. In Year 12, she became the King Of The Methods SACs and finally learnt how to spell decide[1]. During her time at Box Hill High School, Knee was observed to have flourished in a 'flutey' kind of way. In 2005, Katherine took the coles myer online aptitude test and was placed in the 99th percintile.
To date, Knee has adopted many formal pseudonyms such as bagelbee, baglette, bunga wunga sexy fish head and KAT?, truly representing her ideals in life. She is currently dating Arlen Cuss, as well as 9 999 other boys. She is 5'7" and has what others describe as incredibly toned triceps and abdominals, godly calves, detachable freckles, an outstandingly high sex drive and boggly eyes. Due to the loss and graying of her previously blonde hair, Knee's level of hotness has significantly decreased, but her large nose usually provides sufficient compensation.
[1] This is debatable; in recent months when asked how to spell 'decide' Katherine has responded with uncertainty- "'deciede?'...'deceide?'...or is it 'decide?'...i dunno, I'm so confused"
