Stef

From Egopedia

Stef was born on the 21th of March 1990, in a crater on the moon. She was brought to earth shortly after by Swedish Captivists who now reside on the beach. She demonstrated intelligence surpassed by few others from an early age (she was in charge of the space ship back to earth at just 2 weeks old) and to this day remains well above the average person in term of intellect. Evidence of her godly descent to earth can still be seen today, in her godly toned calves and tricep muscles. She also has a pot belly from eating too many iron pots in petty attempts to increase her iron levels to higher rates than her anaemic friends so she can show them up in blood test finger pricks (where she pretends that she is Jerome Jerome the metronome from Gattaca.)